It's a thork

After the race, we made our way over to The Dubliner for some awesome food and brews. After we sat down, James picked up his utensil and said, "hey, a thork". Mind you, for some reason, he sometimes substitutes "th" for "f", like you have thingers on your hands, or "may I play a game on your thone?". Apparently it's pretty normal, so no biggie. We assumed it was more of that, and gently said, "it's a what?", assuming he would correct himself.
He repeated, "a thork"... this one only has 3 points, so it's a thork. You call it a "fork" if it has four points.
Hard to argue with that.