It does exist!

It appears, in spite of critics' observations, that it IS possible to capture both James AND Samantha on film, at the same time, with both of them smiling nicely. Past efforts have been severely hampered by the subjects' tendencies to smile psychotically, stick out tongues, roll around like chimps, or open their mouths wide enough to put passers-by in danger of falling in. On the off-chance that both subjects were captured smiling, the results were still diminished by either a lack of clothing on the part of one or both subjects, or a serious lack of any fashion sense.
At last, we have overcome those obstacles... I give you here, for the first time since either set foot outside the womb...
JAMES AND SAMANTHA IN A NICE PICTURE TOGETHER!!!! (actually, 2! only took a dozen shots to get 'em, too!)


This last one is an example of what it took to get the good pics. There's actually another one with both of their captain's quarters facing the camera, but since little miss is wearing a dress, I didn't think that would be appropriate to post! .. and yes, that bow in her hair IS a bit much with the polka dots, but she wasn't interested in the plain white one I'd selected... at least the color matches, and you can see that cute little face!